what is even the deal

  • This is a comedic epistolary fiction project. It is a series of fictional documents intended to amuse, concern, and baffle.
  • It is the successor to my old site, co-founded with my ex-roommate. He was trapped by a cruel wizard in a piece of quartz shaped like a dick and balls, so I started a separate site.
  • There is no continuity with the old site. There is no continuity between posts except where explicitly established. There is no house style. There is no objective truth. There is no fate. There is no meaning except that which we choose to invent and apply.