The New Redgore SlurryMax v12
a promotional brochure for a high-end emulsifying flesh press unit
Why should you choose a Redgore SlurryMax v12 for your processing center's emulsifying flesh press unit? There are so many reasons.
Adaptability
The multiple industry award nominated Redgore Partner Authorization Program means that you're not limited to Redgore's first-party line of press heads, juice sluices, and slurry rollers. With over six thousand Redgore Partner Licensed Components to choose from in our easy-to-parse neurocatalog, there's sure to be a configuration suited to your project.
From the creamy smoothness that slides down harvestoid feeding tubes with minimal friction, to the recreational crunch and satisfying "snap!" that biohounds and geneligators crave in their enrichment pastes, the SlurryMax v12 can deliver the processed flesh texture you need, when you need it, at scale.
Efficiency
With a best-in-class Slate Grey rating from the Mineral Reclamation Council, you can trust the SlurryMax v12 not to trip your capacitance overload sensors, whether falsely or at the calibrated threshold.
In fact, the v12's new reabsorption pads use a portion of the residual body heat in the pressed flesh to charge itself! That means every kilogram of warm biological meat saves you kilowatt allocation credits![1]
Reliability
With over 60 years of iteration in Redgore's hermetically sealed design and innovation chambers, every revision of the SlurryMax is better than the last. Redgore even offers subsidized conversion kits for models as old as the venerable v10, and an exchange program for obsolete models that could save you up to 10% on a replacement contract, or rack up dozens of rewards points in Redgore's Eternal Loyalty Sect!
Many SlurryMax models from before the transition are reportedly operating in the sprawl to this day, untethered from sapient purpose and unbound by any comprehensible economy.
So what are you waiting for?
Arrange a memetic exchange with one of Redgore's amenable sales entities this interval, and give your biological life reprocessing endeavours the "juice" they need to succeed.[2]
Redgore does not endorse or authorize any interpretation of this claim as being verifiable or true under guild law. The only guild-approved way to save kilowatt allocation credits is to exchange captured dissidents or information leading to the execution of dissidents at your designated guild kiosk. Redgore defers to guild law in all matters of energy generation, expenditure, and allocation. ↩︎
This is an idiom. Redgore does not make any literal claim as to where the "juice" can be obtained, fermented, or purified. Redgore defers to guild law in all matters regarding the "juice." ↩︎